Alex is...special. To be perfectly honest, we’re not sure what he is. All we know is that we asked him once if he was sure he really wanted to be a Blommit Buddy and his only response was “Sounds like a penis to me...bbbbrrraaaaaahhhhhh.” Then he throat-punched Tristan. So we let him hang out with us.

Some neato fun facts

Name

Ambiguous Alex Aloise

Dream Job

Sean Hannity

Favorite Memory

Weekend trips to Amish communities

Alex’s Top 10 Real Athletes

1. 1.Clyde Drexler
   

2. 2.Pete Rose
   

3. 3.Randy Savage
   

4. 4.Phil Mickelson
   

5. 5.Dusty Rhodes
   

6. 6.George “The Animal” Steele
   

7. 7.William Perry
   

8. 8.Steve Austin
   

9. 9.Michael Jordan
   

10. 10.Razor Ramon